Fred's Funny Corner

Hello I am Fred, I like to make people laugh, so come with me to see my jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !

Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !

What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !

Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !

In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions !!, in the Park ?
Well, dandelions !

Do you have any invisible ink ?
Certainly sir. What color ?

It's gone forever - forever I tell you !
What has ?
Yesterday !

I hope you liked my jokes children I will post more next week!